SWEARING

sWEARING iS sOMETHING tRASHAPOCOCTOPUS dOES nOT pARTICIPATE iN. tHE rEASON iS qUITE uNKNOWN, eVEN tO hIS cLOSEST cOLLEGUES; tRASHPANZEE aND tRASH'D'BATOR, whOM sWEAR aT eVERY gIVEN oPPORTUNITY. hOPEFULLY, tHE dOCO cAN sHEAD sOME lIGHT oN tHIS wEIRD pHENOMENA. oNLY tIME wILL tELL

tHEORIES

 * 1) tHE mAMMOTH hAS tOLD tRASHAPOCOCTOPUS tHE sECRET tO iMMORTALLITY iS tHROUGH nOT sWEARING.
 * 2) tRASHAPOCOCTOPUS dOES sWEAR bUT dOES sO iN sECRET aND iNTO tHE tRASH fUND bIN sO aS nOT tO bE hEARD
 * 3) tRASHAPOCOCTOPUS iS tHE oNLY pERSON tHAT sWEARS bUT gOES bACK iN tIME aT a lATER dATE tO cHANGE tHE mEANING oF tHE wORD sO tHAT hE aPPEARS nOT tO hAVE sWORN, aND hAS tHUS mADE eVERYONE eLSE sWEAR a lOT. mANY tRASHTORIANS bELIEVE tHIS iS tHE mOST lIKELY aNSWER, aS bEHIND tHAT cHARMING dEMEANOR, tRASHAPOCOCTOPUS hAS pROVEN tO bE aN eVIL mAN.