THE mAMMOTH

tHE mAMMOTH iS tHE cELESTIAL jESTER bEHIND tHE uNIVERSE aND tRASH mAMMOTH. hIS tRUE fORM iS uNKOWN, hOWEVER, mANY hAVE a fEELING iT iS mAMMOTH-lIKE.

hISTORY
iN tHE bEGINNING tHERE wAS nOTHING. tHEN tHERE wAS tHE mAMMOTH. tHE mAMMOTH cREATED tHE hEAVENS, tHE eARTH aND lIFE iN sIX aND a hALF dAYS, tHEN wENT tO mCDONALDS fOR a cHEESE bURGER – iT wAS qUITE lOVELY.