THE lAMP

tHE lAMP iS a gIFT tO tRASH mAMMOTH fROM tHE mAMMOTH. iT tRIED tO sELL tHE lAMP oN eBAY fIRST, bUT a uSER bY tHE nAME oF InBedBy10 aNNOYED hIM bY mAKING aN oFFER oF £5 (wHEN tHE aSKING bUY iT nOW pRICE wAS £10,000).

iT iS mADE fROM tHE bONES oF fUTURE bRAD, aND cONTAINS tHE cOMPRESSED sUN fROM aFTER tHE sUPER hEAT dEATH oF tHE uNIVERSE. tHE mAMMOTH tOOK iT oUT oF tIME tO kEEP iT sAFE.

fUNCTIONS
tHE lAMP hAS tHE pOWER tO tURN oN aND oFF, wHICH cONTROL tHE mOOD oF aLL mUSIC.